Emperor Pigs

Welcome to Emperor Pigs; a pizzeria run by demons that also sells weed.

May 17th, 2019    

[S1E4] Snicker

In the midst of staffing problems and impossible customers, Gordon and the team at Emperor Pigs Pizza and Cigs prepare to face the ultimate nightmare: the impending arrival of the health inspector. 

 

Written by Paul Moore and Persephone Rose

 

Featuring the voice talents of:

Carlos Ortega Jr as Gordon

Alexander Doddy as Peter

Skyler Yuda as the Automated Tour Recording

Jessica Rose as Maggie

Lindz Steindler as Bob

Jei Evans as Gary

Brooke Goodman as Lily

Terra as Akiko

Grant Patrizio as Lord Holgar

Kassandra Cherry as Hayley Carlsen

Conrad Audette and Darren Freeman as the Human Cops

Katie Otten as The Androgyne

Sarah McManus as Rove

Ken Marsiglia, Skyler Yuda, Juwan Royal, Kuren K, Vincent Fabbri, and Maria Micklasavage as the "Sun Ticks"

Jordan Bonn as the Jock

Ariel Marie Highwind as the Sophisticated Operational Functionality Interface (SOFI)

with Vincent Fabbri and Persephone Rose as additional voices.

 

Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott.

Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.

 

Our sound engineer was Persephone Rose.

Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose.

The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.

 

Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach.

Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

May 10th, 2019    

[S1E3.5] INN Report: Universe’s First Artificial Supernova Scheduled For Thursday

The first artificially induced supernova in Universe JAR-2347a is scheduled for this Thursday evening.  The 14.7 billion year old supergiant star, known to many as Chanda, is being demolished to make way for Gamma Ray’s Casino & Resort. 

 

Written by Persephone Rose and Paul Moore

 

Featuring the voice talents of:

Persephone Rose as Lars Wilson, Colleen Carmichael, Jackson Six-Scars, Unnamed INN Intern

Paul Moore as Norman Curry

 

Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach.

Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

May 3rd, 2019    

[S1E3] Quarter Devil

Fernod, the quarter-devil, runs into an old flame who claims to be pregnant with his demon seed.

 

Written by Persephone Rose

 

Featuring the voice talents of:

Persephone Rose as Fernod

Lexi Ly as Alberta

Carlos Ortega Jr as Gordon

Ken Marsiglia as Hank

Sarah McManus as Rove

Alexander Doddy as Peter

David Maciver as Dr. Singer

Terra as Akiko

Jessica Rose as Maggie

Jali as Wendy McConnell

Jenna Birmingham as the Polite Customer

Nick Armstrong as the Medical Technician

Paul Cotton as Hank's Customer

 

Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott.

Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.

 

Our sound engineer was Persephone Rose.

Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose.

The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.

 

Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach.

Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

April 26th, 2019    

[S1E2.5] INN Report: Hot Haggles: Making the Most out of Your Deals with Devils

Dr. Joseph Gerd Salome Sylvia visits the INN studio to discuss his new book, "Hot Haggles: Making the Most out of Your Deals with Devils."

 

Written by Persephone Rose and Paul Moore

 

Featuring the voice talents of:

Persephone Rose as Lars Wilson and Colleen Carmichael

Paul Moore as Dr. Sylvia and the IRS

 

Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach.

Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

April 20th, 2019    

[S1E2] Stone Faced

Following the kidnapping of Gordon, the team at Emperor Pigs must decide how to handle the ransom demands of the evil demon Holgar.

 

Written by Paul Moore

Featuring the voice talents of:

Alexander Doddy as Peter

Persephone Rose as Fernod

Grant Patrizio as Lord Holgar

Jessica Rose as Maggie

Sarah McManus as Rove

Terra as Akiko

Carlos Ortega Jr as Gordon

 

Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott.

Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.

 

Our sound engineer was Persephone Rose.

Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose.

The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.

 

Production Copyright 2019 by Postal Roach.

Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

April 20th, 2019    

[S1E1.5] INN Report: The Origin of Racism

After an unexpected visit from Lars' evil doppelganger from the White Supremacy Universe, Lars and Colleen travel through time to discover the origin of racism.

 

Written by Persephone Rose

 

Featuring the voice talents of:

Persephone Rose as Lars Wilson

Persephone Rose as Colleen Carmichael

Persephone Rose as The Computer

 

Production Copyright 2019 by Postal Roach.

Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

April 20th, 2019    

[S1E1] First Day

Things are not going smoothly for Maggie, a werewolf, as she begins her new job at a pizza delivery restaurant and head shop (run by demons), called "Emperor Pigs, Pizza and Cigs."

 

Written by Persephone Rose

Featuring the voice talents of:

Jessica Rose as Maggie

Carlos Ortega Jr as Gordon

Sarah McManus as Rove

Alexander Doddy as Peter

Persephone Rose as Fernod

Zachary Kim as the Angry Customer

Grant Patrizio as Lord Holgar

Jenna Birmingham as the Polite Customer

Jei Evans as Gary

Mike Trentacosta as Jack

Kayla Ott as The Mullet Man Waitress

Dirk Allie as Carl

NUCLEARpaste as Devon

Brooke Goodman as Lily

Terra as Akiko

 

Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott.

Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.

 

Our sound engineer was Persephone Rose.

Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose.

The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.

 

Production Copyright 2019 by Postal Roach.

Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

April 15th, 2019    

[S1E0.5] INN Report: The Last Prisoner

It’s been almost a decade since Roachia passed her planet-wide “death-or-slavery” act, and the world has prospered tremendously for it. Under the act, convicted criminals are given the choice of death or a life of unpaid servitude.  As a result, the stock market is seeing an all time high, and even plebeians are living their best life.

Written by Persephone Rose

Featuring the voice talents of:

Persephone Rose as Lars Wilson, JukChuckJuk, Colleen Carmichael, and Jackson Six-Scars 

Paul Moore as Spencer Gaunt and The Firing Squad

Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

April 1st, 2019    

(Not) Episode 1

Fernod is assuming dirext control!!!!!!! #FreeThePigs

March 26th, 2019    

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